Moon dog he's a bull frog
Brain's in the gutter as he mutters his mantra
Crazy sure, muttering about Fanta
He’s a father, he’s a son, he’s alone
One day there was a man
Didn't really have a plan
He’d put on his shirt and go to work
And slave away for some jerk
And by the time he’d get home
He’d pour a glass and sit in gloom
Now it's all too much to bare
He's down the track that leads nowhere
He's dejected, he's neglected, he's alone
Moon dog he's a bull frog
Brain's in the gutter as he mutters his mantra
Crazy sure, muttering about Fanta
He’s a father, he’s a son, he’s alone
Turned on the TV as the people slept
Watched it all while he wept
So he came down and looked around
And what he found there made him frown
He knew he wouldn’t get ahead
Until the parasites were dead
He grabbed his bag and he got to work
He went down and he went berserk
He's a bastard, he's the one, he's alone
Moon dog he's a bull frog
Brain's in the gutter as he mutters his mantra
Crazy sure, muttering about Fanta
He's dejected, he's neglected
He's a bastard, he's the one, he's alone